What's better than a point-and-click adventure game with retro-inspired pixel art, a hero named Brick M. Stonewood, and the quote "truth spilled out at 60 km/s from the barrel of a gun?" Not a lot, if I'm being honest.
There is one thing, though: A roguelike shmup called Starr Mazer: DSP [official site]. Fast, furious and chock-full of ultra-sexy retro graphics, it's one heaping helping of throwback goodness. It also happens to be a prequel to Starr Mazer, the hybrid adventure game and shmup referenced above. Yeah, those things exist.
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