So many clauses of an RPS employment contract are written in blood that, honestly, you start skipping past them once you realised they're mostly harmless blood curses compelling one to e.g. substitute in "foot-to-ball" any time I try to write "foot-to-ball".

Those reams of sticky vellum must surely also contain something about Games Workshop games, as here I am writing about Warhammer Quest coming to PC in January, even though it's a port of a mobile game from 2013. Well, the blood curses are making me, and the fact that a quick look finds folks saying good things about the mobile version, aside from its microtransaction-o-rama.

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