Unlike a certain timelessly, soul-strokingly beautiful Mötley Crüe song, I'm quite sure that Kickstarter actually wants to stop my heart. All these near-hits and near-misses, each whizzing by like an 18-wheeler that decided, "Fuck you, I'm big, so I'm going to merge into your face." Fortunately, Camelot Unchained landed on the joyful side of that particular coin, so it's now officially official, pending, you know, its eventual completion in, like, five years. (Mark Jacobs and co are saying December 2015, but even that is a bit generous for an MMO.) For now, though, reach a gnarled hand past the break to pull words from the stone. Or the Internet, as it were.

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