I used to love Amiga Power. They had a splendid letters page, which they kept splendid through a variety of methods - like giving occasional guidelines about how to write 'em letters. Of course, some people got uppity about that - but they wrote rubbish letters, so who cares, eh? Anyway, one of them was to not write "I bet you won't print this", because - really - that guarantees they wouldn't. In a similar way, there's a series of CODE RED phrases which make RPS scowl at their letterbox. For example, "Why no love for [Game I quite like]" or "Shame On You", which makes us print out letters just to get the pleasure of lobbing them in the bin, cackling all the while. Just don't.

Of course, I'm a big old hypocrite, because when Pedro Lopes' asked about the location of Battle for Wesnoth's love, I took it as a reminder that I always wanted to give it a shot. You'll find Love below...

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