If a joke's worth telling, it's worth grinding into dust. I don't know whether I'm referring to Square Enix still using the name 'Final Fantasy' after dozens of games or to me dragging this hoary old jape out every year. "Wake up, joke!" I yell, kicking it in the side. "It's time for me to tell you." The joke mutters and closes its eyes tighter. "I will tell you and you will be hilarious just like you always are!" I insist.
Did I mention that Square Enix are porting the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy to PC? Oh. Well, they are.
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