Rock Paper Shotgun The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile Feed

I'm not sure why anyone would name their stylishly gore-spattered, guitar-fueled beat-'em-up The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile, but I assume it involved refrigerator magnets and the world's smartest catapult. Sadly, the 2011 XBLA brawler never made it to PC, and the skies wept crocodiles which then wept crocodile tears. Oh, and so did a Russian developer named Barabus. So naturally, he decided to crack the Xbox version and make his own unofficial PC port, because by his logic, creator Ska Studios wasn't planning to make any money off a PC version anyway. Perfectly logical, right? At least, until you think about it for three seconds. Ska head James Silva isn't angry, though. Not really. But the fact is, Barabus misjudged his intentions. He's been wanting to make a PC port since day one.

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