"Son, did I ever tell you the story of Plants vs Zombies?"
"Yes, dad, like, 20 time--"
"It was soooooo great. Made people go like this. I mean, plants? Fighting zombies? Hilaaaaaarious! But then it tipped its hat and rode off into the mobile/social sunset, never to be seen again. And we were like this. Lulllllz. It's been ages since then. I don't think you'd even been born yet."
"It's been four years. Really not that long in the grand scheme of things. I am 27."
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